Stella cause I wanna be.

jinylogic:

andmyflippyfloppys:

jinylogic:

So, apparently my dad wanted to move us to England. So we did, and my friend Jiny went with us to help us unpack and stuff. But when we got there it was all piers. Like, over water. Wood. We were standing on it. And someone slapped me for calling it “England” when it is oh so obviously “Britain”…

ORLY?!

 Yeah. It was really weird. And it was one of those dreams that felt really real. So I was dissappointed when I woke up to find, alas, I was in America.

Damn, Yanks. WHICH IS ACTUALLY REALLY OFFENSIVE TIMES CAKE…NOT PI…..CAKE.

 Well, we suck. SO…. yeah.